menthuthuyoupi:

Every time I skip a Beyoncé song I feel like she knows…. like one day if I meet her I’m gunna tell her I love her and how amazing she is and shes gunna just look at me and squint her eyes and say

“….. you been skippin’ my songs?”

evelynconnery:

i was at the spice section of my local supermarket when some asshole crashed into me and knocked all the parsley, sage, and rosemary out of my hands. i came out here to have a good thyme and i honestly am feeling so attacked right now

tired-as-dicks: “ladypigeon: “ queenribbon: “ verthym: “ im-fucking-invincibadonkadonk: “ melthesomebody: “ snipelikessteak: “ cxantia: “ fell-down-the-well: “ sassomaru: “ Shadow ” Deadpool ” My fem Shep… who is basically a biotic/military version...

tired-as-dicks:

ladypigeon:

queenribbon:

verthym:

im-fucking-invincibadonkadonk:

melthesomebody:

snipelikessteak:

cxantia:

fell-down-the-well:

sassomaru:

Shadow

Deadpool

My fem Shep… who is basically a biotic/military version of my wife; win.

Bigby Wolf.

…Jason Brody.

Jason Brody

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Uhh if this is specific to characters that aren’t OCs, Old Snake

where’s the watermelon-flavored vodka I am in mighty need

PENELO

IM OK

MY BOYFRIEND GETS BIG BOSS AND ISN’T BEST PLEASED

BUT MY LOVER IS TREVOR PHILIPS

PRAY FOR ME OK

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I am very okay with this